eyes, smiles and rings... dang
i hear "they" say that the supermarket is a good place to meet women... for the purposes of this entry, i'll not hypothesize about who "they" are as we've all been there before and besides i'm sure my friend jay can probably scientifically prove that "nobody" knows anyway.
so... i don't know anyone who's had any degree of success at the grocery store... i know i certainly have not. now don't get me wrong there have been instances of flirting but.. eh.. it usually goes something like this:
a.ooh she's attractive and looks like she might be fun to get to know.
b. a casual look to the cart or basket reveals that it is not overloaded with "family" type groceries.. a good sign.
b. hey, she noticed me and has given a little eye contact and a smile.. the flirt-o-meter starts chiming.
c. i smile back... hey, if an attractive woman smiles at you.. you best be smiling back... well, if you're single and available (which i am)
d. now for the part that always kills me.. a quick glance to her left hand.
e. so far.. it never fails... i see rings...
f. smile again and keep going... dang...
well, time to do a little grocery shopping, wish me luck...
don't be a stranger
brian
ultra cool artist... i actually have one of his awesome prints
so... i don't know anyone who's had any degree of success at the grocery store... i know i certainly have not. now don't get me wrong there have been instances of flirting but.. eh.. it usually goes something like this:
a.
b. a casual look to the cart or basket reveals that it is not overloaded with "family" type groceries.. a good sign.
b. hey, she noticed me and has given a little eye contact and a smile.. the flirt-o-meter starts chiming.
c. i smile back... hey, if an attractive woman smiles at you.. you best be smiling back... well, if you're single and available (which i am)
d. now for the part that always kills me.. a quick glance to her left hand.
e. so far.. it never fails... i see rings...
f. smile again and keep going... dang...
well, time to do a little grocery shopping, wish me luck...
don't be a stranger
brian
ultra cool artist... i actually have one of his awesome prints
posted by babydufus at 5:32 PM
12 Comments:
I'd also go with the size of the trolley if you are scoping from afar.
Those teeny 'singles' trolleys? Or one of those trolleys bigger than a truck.
They give you a sure fire sign.
Good luck, mate!
:)
You're getting pretty sneaky with these black on blacks huh? I like it.
The prints are not so bad. You actually have one?
Oh, yeah, so score any babes from the grocery shop?
nope.. just more rings dammit...
yes i do.. it is fantastic...
fits me to a T
don't ya think jay?
lol
First "they" are the people that aren't in the situation in this case. "They" always have good advice about where to find someone, but "they" wouldn't know because "they" aren't looking. Oh, sorry, I guess I'm not being scientific about this one.
The Shag print Brian has does indeed fit him perfectly.
Bri, you didn't cover those times when there's no ring, but a boyfriend saunters up with whatever item she had charged him to retrieve.
Jay
SingleBabe, Brian and I have known each other for years. He's an official friend of the family. In fact we pretty much consider him family. Don't tell him though.
Maybe the trick to picking out the single ladies at the grocery store (besides looking for the convenience foods) is to look for the women that just threw on some sweats and didn't do their hair. Thanks for the tip SingleBabe.
Jay
SingleBabe, wouldn't the kids be with her? The whole meeting someone at the grocery store thing is a myth I think. "They" say church is a good place to meet people too. I think that plan would backfire if you're going to church just to meet girls though.
Jay
Singlebabe
sweatpants, no make up and messy hair?
my stealth babe senses are pretty good...
that disguise won't cut it...
i go straight for the eyes and the smile...
you usually find a lot of truth there..
where did you say you shopped?
jay you suck.
CHURCH!!!!???? (note the caps)
for better or worse (you decide) you and i both have "experience" there...
nuff said.
Why do I suck? Wait, that would be a long list. What prompted you to say it today?
Jay
just jokin man
LOL...
um no.. i believe that you are the first.
there's a story or two to tell
do you have an aim name???
you can find mine in my profile...
i'll be on for a while...
if you're interested in hearing
aim is aol instant messanger.. you don't need aol to use it. i don't. do you have an instant messanger you would like to share? you if so you can e-mail me to keep it private.
eeek..
bad spellung man strikes again...
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