an omen? naah. just more weirdness
ok i'm driving to trivia at this pretty cool bar called rira tonight and i come to a stop at a light in the city. i look over and i'm stopped next to a cop. she's sitting low in the seat and she looks to have her rather short hair pinned to her head like a second skin. she glances over at me with a look that goes right through me. that's nice, i think to myself, usually the women cops appear to be those ultra butch types. so anyway we're waiting for the light to change and this long dark haired attractive thin woman in tight black leather and heels is crossing in front of us. this is kinda nice scenery, i think to myself and halfway across she notices something on the road and bends to pick it up... i'm thinking to myself... what the freak could be so important that this chick is going to have to accomplish no small feat of near gymnastic skill, poise and balance to pick up what ever it is. all of this quickly goes out of my mind as she bends over and provides us with a "show" and now i'm thinking, hey honey, you might just be getting a little more than you bargained for here... the cop startles both me and her by putting on her flashing lights, you know the blue and red ones. the woman pick the object up, looks up, straightens up and goes along her way. the cop accelerates through the red light... i go on to win trivia.. our team got a weber bbq grill.. what's it all mean i ask you... what's it all mean?
dont be a stranger
brian
dont be a stranger
brian
9 Comments:
I think it means cops are jerks and hot chicks are drawn to shiny things on the road.
How many times do we have to tell each other... Sometimes it just doesn't mean anything.
Maybe the cop got excited and decided to "frisk" her?
Be glad you're a male...
I hate female officers, they don't cut any breaks for us women folk unless you're actually having a baby or something drastic like that.
I've gotten out of tickets by having on my hospital uniform though...nice.
Who cares what it means. Show and tell!
Enjoy it...
:)
It means no more absynthe before diner.
Those lights freaked me out. I dropped my grandma's necklace. I had to pick it up.
The cop was just trying to give her dancing lights!
I'm going to wade in with my 2c. here... I think Webmiztris was right the first time.
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