monkey theft....
thought i'd mix it up for a change
micheal jackson calls 366 possible defence witnesses??? are there 366 people in the world that don't think he's a fruit loop? calling kobe bryant as a character witness??? are you fricken nuts?
true story. as i was heading back to work from lunch i see this guy walk out from between two parked cars right into the side of a van... which was moving. talk about dumb luck. emphasis on dumb.
katie you're a dunce. a van plunges 400 feet down a ravine feet off of a slushy road and you ask them if there was any screaming on the way down.... um.. helloooo... anyway, geez don't these people know about guard rails?
the kingdom of loathing a good place for some near mindless fun.. the chat is great too.
i knew this wasn't going to be that easy... but still my hat's off to monkey
damn i need one more funny thing.. think think think. frick.. there's no coffee in this house... that's it. i'm firing the cat. lazy bizzatch.
my appologies to the writers of all the great new blogs who's links i haven't put up yet. but i've got to get to my hair cut appointment... oh the pleasure and the pain
dont be a stranger
brian
micheal jackson calls 366 possible defence witnesses??? are there 366 people in the world that don't think he's a fruit loop? calling kobe bryant as a character witness??? are you fricken nuts?
true story. as i was heading back to work from lunch i see this guy walk out from between two parked cars right into the side of a van... which was moving. talk about dumb luck. emphasis on dumb.
katie you're a dunce. a van plunges 400 feet down a ravine feet off of a slushy road and you ask them if there was any screaming on the way down.... um.. helloooo... anyway, geez don't these people know about guard rails?
the kingdom of loathing a good place for some near mindless fun.. the chat is great too.
i knew this wasn't going to be that easy... but still my hat's off to monkey
damn i need one more funny thing.. think think think. frick.. there's no coffee in this house... that's it. i'm firing the cat. lazy bizzatch.
my appologies to the writers of all the great new blogs who's links i haven't put up yet. but i've got to get to my hair cut appointment... oh the pleasure and the pain
dont be a stranger
brian
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Michal Jackson is such a dispointment to me.
Did you hear that Jacko's Chimp died?
Michael's so sad that he can't blow Bubbles anymore.
kingdom of loathing didn't work anymore after I chose my (female) gender :(
I will try again later.
alice... lol
gg... seriously. whenever i think about it i wonder how he ended upthe way he is. you know so i can avoid all the same pitfalls.
j... buzzkill. oh wait.. i get it
bella... be careful it can can be addicting once you get going
bet none of the defense witnesses are LITTLE BOYS. gees, THEY'RE the ones he's trying to boink. what the hell is Kobe going to say, "Well, he never tried to boink me"? NO SHIT!
Dawn
webmiztris.diaryland.com
You have a lovely kitty.
...can I say that? (LOL)
um why yes.... *blushing*
It's been so long! Can't wait to read you again. Damn, now I gotta catch up on you. That's about 7 posts plus or minus 2.
babydufus's kitty loves to play. ;)
that is a bizarre list..wtf is kobe bryant going to add?
I'd like to touch Michael's nose and see if it comes off.
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